Job Title: Ad-Hoc Cleaner (a.k.a. Dirt Destroyer Extraordinaire)
Location: Somewhere that needs a good scrubbing
Job Type: Temporary / As Needed / When Things Get Messy
Pay: Enough to make cleaning worth your while (and possibly buy snacks)
About the Role:
Are you the kind of person who can’t walk past a dirty surface without wiping it down? Do you secretly judge people by the state of their bathroom grout? Can you swoop in like a cleanliness ninja on short notice? Then boy, do we have a mop with your name on it!
We’re looking for Ad-Hoc Cleaners who can jump into action when the dust settles (literally). You’ll be our go-to hero for keeping things shiny, fresh, and fabulously tidy—wherever and whenever the grime strikes.
What You’ll Be Doing (Besides Showing That Dirt Who’s Boss):
Wiping, scrubbing, vacuuming, and sweeping like a domestic superhero
Taking out rubbish like it’s your life’s mission
Restocking toilet rolls with pride and precision
Reporting anything that looks suspicious, broken, or just plain gross
Avoiding mop-related accidents with ninja-like grace
Impressing us with your ability to find mystery stains and eliminate them
What We’re Looking For:
Previous cleaning experience? Cool, but not required—you’ll learn fast if you’ve got the vibe
Must be available on short notice—when the mess calls, you answer
Can work solo or as part of a (tidy) team
Good stamina—you may be lifting bins, pushing vacuums, and doing a victory dance when the job’s done
Bonus points if you own marigolds and name your vacuum
Perks of the Job:
Flexible hours: work when it suits you
A wide variety of cleaning adventures—no two spills are the same
Weekly pay (and eternal gratitude from those who hate mopping)
You get to wear cleaning gloves like a boss
